orgasm:

unhopefully:

when you actually read the words… omg

Love this

orgasm:

unhopefully:

when you actually read the words… omg

Love this

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

image

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clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

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People actually think I’m filled with bitterness and hatred for the whole entire world. I don’t understand why?

My brother just asked me you probably don’t even know what “dnm” stands for? The joke is on you because I just had a dnm 5 minutes before you barged in my room. Please don’t judge me on this false presumption that you have on me. It’s not healthy at all.

….
Listening to riding solo…

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opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

(via r-osique)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via pizza)

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donewithwoodenteeth:

People need to accept that not all “cliches” are bad. People still like stuff like forbidden love stories, underdogs winning, and the dog biting back. The term cliche is negative, produces an image of all that is trite and boring, but actual cliches can be very good. Storytelling is built on cliches after all. 

It’s not the cliche but how it is utilized by the author.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

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high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective . follow high-ryanlion-flyin for more 

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective . follow high-ryanlion-flyin for more 

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